today was a beautiful day. i saw three birds dead on the ground. a belmont shore parrot thing, a dove, and maybe an eagle. im not sure what they all were. then i saw a stuffed person with a wig on in the window of a house. i think it was to fake occupancy for some reason. there was a notice on the door saying something about new construction. but then while i was looking in the window i saw the refrigerator open in the back of the room. i backed down the stairs really cool like...you know..like dean does. and i didnt even fall over. but then i left. heres some dead birds and mannequin heads

see. thats the fucking thing right there. see her head next to the bush....inbetween the bush and the lamp. there were fucking people in there with this thing. and then i started seeing dead birds everywhere . first it was just this ripped off wing

then we crossed second street and there was this one all on its own. about four blocks from the "piece" of the other one

and the best came last. this little one i was sad to see dead. but they do make quite a bit of noise. and for the amount of money i pay for this place, i shouldnt have to listen to any nature. maybe waves and a far off seagull. but these fucks every morning...christ , its horrible. whenever they come back to town i cringe. tourists love them ...i hate them, im glad to see this one got what he deserved.
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This is the worst fucking blog ever - could be fantastic. Instead it is the same shit, literally. It's the same shit. No new posts. What the fuck? Get to it already.
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