george bush is cool. i like him. if it wasnt for him, we would all be one big happy country. he gives us a difinitive line in the sand that allows us to hate budweiser swilling, nascar watching, wife beating, bible believing pieces of ....something. i like my shit. sometimes i take photos of it, my son, if he takes a big enough one, he even calls me in to have a look at it. we like shit, we laugh at it, we photograph it. even when i walk on the grass in the summer and i step on it, i dont hate it the way that i hate your average "central american" (you know that most people in mid-america believe that they live in Central America dont you) when i step in dog shit, i think "fuck...who let their dog shit in the dog park" and then i go and clean it off. i wish americans were as easy to straighten out as some dog shit squished between your toes. so if george bush is going to be the issue that i can use to seperate myself from the average majority rule american mindset, then i love him for packaging all the hate and malice that americans have in one neat little box.