Monday, May 22, 2006

if i steal something and someone else gets a hold of it, and is going to return it, doesnt that mean they stole it from me, because im the rightful owner now. so i think this makes them as bad as i am, even if their ultimate goal is to do good by returning this item. at any rate, the item is mine, and i think they should return it to its rightful owner...me. this is kind of what this thing looks like. its almost like linus' security blanket. ive got linus' security blanketand someone is going to rob me of that.

19 comments:

//JRB:j said...

Oh HELL no! Who would do such a thing?

phases said...

you know who would do such a thing. that rotten pony is who. do gooder mother fucker

//JRB:j said...

Taddle teller more like it. Under no circumstances should she be allowed to return the artifact. All other concerns are secondary.

phases said...

yeah, im not quite sure what her deal is, maybe shes saving his life by returning it, returning the last thread that keeps our victim on this side of sanity. she got a heart of gold. ill tell neil where she is

Rotten Little Pony said...

If you two cared so much, you would not have left it in the back of a pickup truck. All I know is this thing comes walking through my front door last night. I was then told tales of torture by Cady and Regina against our poor acquaintance. The photo idea was a good one. You ladies should have jumped on that instead of pickling your livers and then stuffing yourselves at a faux-Mex buffet. You should have taken it to breakfast with you. And to work today. I don't think you two are really that into it.

Rotten Little Pony said...

What the hell did CT say to you about cross-eyes?

Rotten Little Pony said...

a blog about a log . . .

phases said...

cross eyed bobby, woooooooooo hooooooooooo

//JRB:j said...

We left it in the truck because our livers were pickled. And we pickled our livers in celebration of aquiring the binkie. It's a paradox.

RLP has a point though. The binkie was never really stolen. It was half stolen.

phases said...

its not up to the pony to establish our timeframe for when the binkie is photographed, its up to me. and acapulco the restaurant is not a vacation...not really.

//JRB:j said...

Valid point. I believe there may be a solution. I have posted it in the discussion on the sister blog.

Anonymous said...

I want my stick back, and don't touch it anymore. or no touch it rub it I hope that thing gives you a splinter

Anonymous said...

Oh Pony. No one is fooled when you post anonymously. See I can do it to.

Anonymous said...

Take me home

Rotten Little Pony said...

That's not me, I swear!

//JRB:j said...

THE RELIC BINKIE HAS RIGHTS!!!!

Anonymous said...

my boyfriend is not cross eyed you rude assholes

Rotten Little Pony said...

Sorry.

Anonymous said...

Sorry that he is not cross-eyedd, or sorry that you said such a rude thing? I hate you guys!