im working again. its so stupid. not to say ive been out of work. ive always had a job, the same trade, the same group of people in the LA basin. its tired. but im actually keeping busy at my job, which i cant stand. this weekend should be interesting. the gay pride parade is coming to long beach. i think its always a fun event, even though ive never gone. last year i forgot it was gay day in the lbc and i tried to drive through it on my way home. that was hysterical. the guys and gals i love the most at these events are the people who feel persecuted in their everyday life and now that theyre at the parade and have had 10 more than the usual 3 drinks they can handle, are now going to show me a drunken display of sloppy kissing, cock grabbing, and fingering. i know the answer, but i like the question. why should someone get a parade because they love to fuck, or be in love with someone who is the same sex. yeah yeah, i know...years of persecution and social shunning and now its time to stand up and be proud..."say it loud" i got it, i got it. but shit, we dont call the united states the new world anymore, it was new for a bit and now its just ....here. half the world and then some are gay, its nothing to make a stink about.....lets get down to what it really is. you guys want to party, you want to party your socks off. you want to get drunk, dance, rip off your shirts and flail around all sweaty while you twirl your shirts over your head. yes, i know...there are people at gay day that have some very serious issues to discuss, high risk sexual advice, discrimination. but i know..i know its a party.
so in regards to parades for love, im going to start a parade that not only straight people can march in, but everyone, and when i say everyone i dont just mean im adding gay people, i want a parade of anyone who loves love or fucking. jews fucking palistenians, muslims holding hands with christians , a nazi on nazi all male orgy while jewish women finger themselves on bleachers, dogs fucking cats, monkeys bedding down with zebras, gay janitors fucking straight principals....................oh the joy my parade shall bring to the fuckless masses. no longer shall you homosexuals hog all the limelight with your gaybaret. my new parade, which i will call the cock and pussy black gay jew mexican tranny tour. shall now claim its place as the real parade of parades.
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Some boys I know were also in the unfortunate predicament of driving into the LBC, after a long road trip, during Pride. I say unfortunate because of the massive road closures and congestion this time of year in an otherwise free-flowing city. Their story is as follows: Caught on Shoreline in bumper-to-bumper traffic, creeping ever so slowly to the Pine Street detour. Solo driver in the convertible in front of them opens his door, leans as far as he can over the door runner, and promptly pukes his guts out. Driver then slams the door shut and swiftly accelerates, crashing full speed into the car that was idling only 5 feet ahead of him. Perfect!! I love drunk, gay men.
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