Monday, May 22, 2006

its a fact. splinterless wood, is all the rave this year. you can stroke it all day and night and not get a splinter. go ahead, try, try, just do it, come on, try my splinterless wood, do it do it do it!!!!!

8 comments:

Rotten Little Pony said...

I understand that some photos were in fact already taken, however not by the two of you dirty tricksters. Apparently this log shares a similar affinity towards alcoholic beverages with you.

Anonymous said...

your a dick. I want my stick back.

//JRB:j said...

Ooh! Get her.

Rotten Little Pony said...

He doesn't mean me you twit! He means you!!

Anonymous said...

stop rubbing me

//JRB:j said...

I'm so confused. And I have such a problem with pronouns.

Rotten Little Pony said...
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Rotten Little Pony said...

The cops just called and said a creepy, bearded man in work boots was trying to break into my house. I understand the man repeatedly, almost incoherently, mumbled that he could see the log lounging in front of the T.V. from directly outside my living room window. This is getting a little out of control.