today i read an article about a carnie named "#@((#&^^ #@^&#^" it was by a girl with a name in a state called nebraska. the carnie has the name "#@((#&^^ #@^&#^" this is also the same exact name of the guy named "#@((#&^^ #@^&#^" who writes with this girl in nebraska. its either amazing that this girl went out and interviewed a guy, a carnie of all people, and that he had the exact same name as a coworker whom she spent two weeks with in afghanistan....or she made up the carnies name. i like the second one better. its funner and shadier. i think i would do that too, but i bet the only way that any body would even be reading my shit, is if i were actually a writer that got paid to write. but we can pretend that i get paid to write for this idea. i would wriet storis about these crazy carnies who came to long beach and drank and pissed all over everything. they would get the biggest bottle of shit wine and drink and drink. drink themselves stupid, then hey would piss all over the giant dolphin statue in front of the aquarium of the pacific. pissing and pissing. you may think that these two people are two men, but theyre not. theyre a husband and wife team, but they kept their own names for their stage act. the pissing carnies are "courtney thomas" and "cross eyed bobby"...key music jetthro....yeah, fuck shit up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!