Tuesday, May 23, 2006

well, i know that theres been plenty of times that i wanted to sneak on a school bus and mow down that eight year old bitch who put gum in my hair, but i never really followed through. but it seems that eight year old Amber Sadiq must have put the wrong gum in the wrong kids hair. as the two boys, 8 and 10 years old, were pulled off of the school bus that they snuck onto, the bus started its gradual roll towards little amber and ended up resting square on her head. "She tried to run but the garbage can was in the way," Kassandra Polanco told me. Sam Ahmad and 11 other men tried to summon the power of the Mentos and yank the big yellow bus off of her to no avail. now this kids busted....or is he. sources have been stating that based on the deli worker and the girls name that the bush administrations efforts have been working. with the constant propaganda being dissiminated aboutterrorists, this young boy may just be a hero. "hes stamping out terorism before it even realizes its terrorism" said bill white. if george bush and hispeeps are seeking to destroy the nation from the inside out, then theyere on to something with this. because if you cant run a little girl over with a bus, the the terrorists have already won

6 comments:

//JRB:j said...

As the choir, I can honestly say I am hearing the music.

phases said...

did you see the picture of jeff spinning colin that looks like jeff is tieing colins shoes? tying...fuck

phases said...

spin around spin around touch it touch it. hey, who wants to see the craziest pictures of a pony all fucked up, super smashed and in compromising situations. the stick comes home tonight, and wheni say home i mean long beach. on park st

Anonymous said...

i would love to see some, i dont even know who the pony is and i would like to see photos of it drunk

Rotten Little Pony said...

It's all fun and games until someone gets a pony drunk. Criminal.

phases said...

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