Friday, February 02, 2007

i like Jeffrey. ive got him sized up though. thats my magic power that nobody ever believes i have....sizing muthas up. i see the good in him, the bad, the confused, the horny. and through it all hes one of my favorite "muthas" out there. granted, i am horribly over this Derek jeeter fellow, and anything associated with him, i still like to read what jeffrey is on about every day. "two shades" of this, and "power" something or another, and im still completely enthralled. jeffro once stepped up for me in a knife fight, and all i can say is that when some fool wants to stick me, and i dont mean "stick me" jeffrey is right there to help. as hopped up psychotic island children slashed and sliced the white trash island night, jeffrey in his fabulous pink tube top bobbed and weaved like apollo creed to deflect a what could have been fatal slash to my air delivery system. it was then that i knew he would be my friend. there is nothing quite like watching the gleam of a switchblade in the night while hearing the beautiful words "oh no you didnt"

4 comments:

//JRB:j said...

I hope Anonymous D doesn't read that. He speaks regularly with Mama //JRB:j.

Rotten Little Pony said...

I want my pink tube top back.

Rotten Little Pony said...

Or I should say, Dean wants his pink tube top back.

Rotten Little Pony said...

But only because Colin has been asking to borrow it.